sarcasm is my only defense...








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Teen Wolf Meme

OTPs [2/6]

→ Sterek

"Okay, all right. Give me a sample. What are you gonna open with? Dead silence. That should work beautifully. Any other ideas?"







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Allison died. she died  s a v i n g   h e r   f r i e n d s .
my friends are in trouble [..]  t h e y   n e e d   m e .

                        i ’ m   g o i n g   f o r   i t .







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(973): I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?

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Derek is naked, and trying to blink away the hangover that’s lingering in his brain. He gets out of the bed, stumbling for the bathroom, kicking open the door and startling his housekeeper. Josie blushes wildly but thankfully doesn’t say anything about his undressed state, just nods and says, “Mr. Hale,” hands him a fresh towel and darts out of the bathroom with last week’s laundry.

Derek splashes water on his face, blinking wearily at his reflection. Yesterday is a complete haze; he can’t remember anything after storming out on his blind date— he doesn’t even remember who Erica set him up with this time. 

Derek stumbles back towards his bedroom and freezes. 

There’s another lump in his bed. He can see the gentle rise and fall of a breathing pattern under the blankets, curled up in the center of the four-poster spread. 

Derek climbs back onto the bed cautiously, hesitantly pulling back the top of the blanket to reveal—

Stiles? 

"No, no morning," Stiles mumbles. He cracks an eye open at Derek’s stunned face looking down at him. "Hey," he says, sitting up— and it’s clear that he’s naked as well, bare shoulders and torso rising out of the sheets. 

"Hi," Derek says, trying to figure out what amazing happystance of events could have happened between storming out on his date and ending up in bed with the man he’s been crushing on for months. 

Stiles pulls him closer, hand on the back of his neck and kisses him soundly, and Derek can’t help the pleased and happy noise that escapes him. 

They’re interrupted by the frantic beeping of Derek’s cell phone. “One second,” Derek tells Stiles, and goes to check. 

It’s Erica. wtf happened last night pls tell me you got laid at least? 

Derek grins and types back, flashed my cleaning lady and don’t remember who i went on a date with. i know who i woke up with though, that counts right?







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in the flesh → kieren walker







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So far, I’d been assaulted, threatened, kidnapped and nearly raped and somehow, I knew that…


So far, I’d been assaulted, threatened, kidnapped and nearly raped and somehow, I knew that…







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foreverblue-navy:

STEREK AU: Hale Farms

Derek’s Family owns a farm. Every Fall they host a Fall Festival. There are hayrides, haunted hayrides, hot chocolate and cider, pumpkins and lots of pumpkin spice donuts. Stiles is a college student that has been working on the farm part time since High School. He loves his job, especially working with Derek. They normally run the hayrides together. This might be the season that Derek looks at the kid that he has known for years a little differently. Stiles might learn that his crush isn’t as onesided as he thought.